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Holliday
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
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My name is Holliday.
No Christmas jokes please.
They got old 17 years ago.
You're not funny, and you're not original.
You're just stupid.
That is all.

(P.S. Don't be a smartass and call me Hanukkah, Halloween, Easter, or any other holiday. I will cut you.
P.P.S. Samhain, I will tolerate, because it sounds cool.
P.P.P.S. Others who know of my old DA account can call me Tokio, Toki, or Panda. Friends whom I know and love ca call me Holli, Holliwood, Hollidoll, or Hollipop(you know who you are).
Violators of the rules will be facestabbed.

~Love, Holliday (Not Christmas)
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I was tagged by :iconmagicrat: so here goes!

Rules:
1) Don't think just share the love!!
2) Each person has to share 10 facts about themselves
3) Choose 10 people and put their icons in your journal.
4) Go to their page and inform them that they have been tagged by you.
5) Not something like "You are tagged if you read that".
6) You have to legitimately tag 10 people.(+ESPECIALLY yours waifus /hasbandos/mans or your Deviant Family)
7)No tag-backs.!!!!!
8)You can't say that you don't do tags.
9)You MUST make a journal entry! No comments.

You asked for it...
1) I am very easy to befriend. Feed me or say something nice to me and I am yours forever. Seriously. You cannot get rid of me after that. I've been likened to a stray dog.
2) I have not done a lick of my French homework all semester. I really need to fix that...
3) I once convinced a kid in my third grade class that I had a glass eye. I don't think I ever told him I was lying.
4) I have ten siblings total-- six biological and four step-siblings. (six brothers and four sisters)
5) I am completely deaf in my left ear. No one seems to remember that. It's really useful when you want to ignore people though!
6) I like to take off my pants, construct and eat incredibly unhealthy snacks (like toaster strudels covered in ice cream, strawberry sauce, and sprinkles), and sing loudly and off-key when I'm home alone.
7) I wore fake boobs (that I affectionately dubbed my "chicken cutlets) to prom. I immediately took them out as soon as my girlfriend and I were in the car, set them on her dashboard, and took a lovely photograph of them with her corsage.
8) I once frotted on a trampoline. It was more hilarious than arousing.
9) I will be twenty in May and I don't have my driver's license. I make no attempts to drive either. It's scary.
10) I feel a ridiculous amount of pride when I wear a bra and underwear that match.

Tagged! :iconant-chan: :iconyudeimo: :iconjacobdragon: :iconphycoferret: :iconpopnlocknessmonster: :iconpaniccloud: :iconsplitfate: :icongigglymartianzimbu: :iconstarsxdontxcry: :iconnexrougelives:
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: "Climax Jump"- Kamen Rider Den-O Theme
  • Reading: Fanfic
  • Playing: around with my new tablet

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:iconwhite-heron:
Thanks for the fave! :)
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:iconnochristmasjokesplz:
NoChristmasJokesPlz Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
^ ^ No problem at all!
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:iconbeefcakespaz:
Aww thanks for the llama :3
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:iconnochristmasjokesplz:
NoChristmasJokesPlz Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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:iconbeefcakespaz:
Welcome! :3
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:iconxsahero:
ty 4 lllama
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:iconnochristmasjokesplz:
NoChristmasJokesPlz Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No problem, darlin! :3
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riverotter7 Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Wasn't certain if I fudged the hello from the first thiny so I'm leaving you cookies and cream cakes this time! Now I can find you!
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:iconnochristmasjokesplz:
NoChristmasJokesPlz Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha, thank you so much. :3 You're amazingly sweet.
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:iconriverotter7:
riverotter7 Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you, Darling! You are as well!
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