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Greetings, world! My name is Holliday (please, leave your Christmas/holiday-themed jokes at the door or endure a swift kick in the rear). Here on the internet, I am known widely as NCJP (short for my usual username NoChristmasJokesPlz) or Holli. Feel free to call me whatever makes ya comfortable!
I was tagged by :iconmagicrat: so here goes!

1) Don't think just share the love!!
2) Each person has to share 10 facts about themselves
3) Choose 10 people and put their icons in your journal.
4) Go to their page and inform them that they have been tagged by you.
5) Not something like "You are tagged if you read that".
6) You have to legitimately tag 10 people.(+ESPECIALLY yours waifus /hasbandos/mans or your Deviant Family)
7)No tag-backs.!!!!!
8)You can't say that you don't do tags.
9)You MUST make a journal entry! No comments.

You asked for it...
1) I am very easy to befriend. Feed me or say something nice to me and I am yours forever. Seriously. You cannot get rid of me after that. I've been likened to a stray dog.
2) I have not done a lick of my French homework all semester. I really need to fix that...
3) I once convinced a kid in my third grade class that I had a glass eye. I don't think I ever told him I was lying.
4) I have ten siblings total-- six biological and four step-siblings. (six brothers and four sisters)
5) I am completely deaf in my left ear. No one seems to remember that. It's really useful when you want to ignore people though!
6) I like to take off my pants, construct and eat incredibly unhealthy snacks (like toaster strudels covered in ice cream, strawberry sauce, and sprinkles), and sing loudly and off-key when I'm home alone.
7) I wore fake boobs (that I affectionately dubbed my "chicken cutlets) to prom. I immediately took them out as soon as my girlfriend and I were in the car, set them on her dashboard, and took a lovely photograph of them with her corsage.
8) I once frotted on a trampoline. It was more hilarious than arousing.
9) I will be twenty in May and I don't have my driver's license. I make no attempts to drive either. It's scary.
10) I feel a ridiculous amount of pride when I wear a bra and underwear that match.

Tagged! :iconant-chan: :iconyudeimo: :iconjacobdragon: :iconphycoferret: :iconpopnlocknessmonster: :iconpaniccloud: :iconsplitfate: :icongigglymartianzimbu: :iconstarsxdontxcry: :iconnexrougelives:
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: "Climax Jump"- Kamen Rider Den-O Theme
  • Reading: Fanfic
  • Playing: around with my new tablet

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Fastforwardmotion Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks so much for the watch!
NoChristmasJokesPlz Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No problem! :D I like all your Dragon Age art!
catpuck Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

Hi. wanna join my group called Anti-illuminati-01? anti-illuminati-01.deviantart.…

P.S. The group is about politics in case you were wondering.

NoChristmasJokesPlz Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Uhhh, no thanks. I'm good.
catpuck Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
White-Heron Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
Thanks for the fave! :)
NoChristmasJokesPlz Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
^ ^ No problem at all!
BeefcakeSpaz Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013   Artist
Aww thanks for the llama :3
NoChristmasJokesPlz Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch!
BeefcakeSpaz Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013   Artist
Welcome! :3
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